Sugar, Milk, or Dechlorination?

My most excellent wife took the chillun’s out to get fish tonight.

This means we’re going to have to screen all of our visitors. I’m worried about PETA operatives sneaking cameras in to check for mistreatment. Then they can make nekkid posters about the plight of domesticated fish.

For the record, we are complying with all laws, regulations, and Biblical guidelines for the care of Bettas in the great state of Alabama. By 3 year olds and 9 year olds.

Fish-Fish is currently sleeping in my son’s room, and Fin is having his first tea party. Here is the evidence.